Carly's questions about Christmas

• Why is there a tree in the house and why is it so bright?
• Why can't I pull a stick off of it?
• Why can't I pee on the nice white tree skirt blanket under the tree?
• Why do all these delivery men intruders keep showing up with boxes?
• Why am I not allowed to tear them open?  I'm just trying to protect mom!
• Why do the neighbors have scary, loud and bright decorations monsters in their yards?
• Why don't you run fast as fast can be by their houses too?  You should be scared!
• Why does that sock hanging in front of the fireplace smell like bones?
• Why can't I taste that sock?
• Why does mom say my name like it's a bad word when I innocently sniff the presents toys under the tree?  Isn't everything on the floor mine?
• Why does mom keep covering everything in paper?  That makes it a lot harder to smell what is inside after she leaves.
• Why does mom go somewhere every night and why can't I go too?
• Why can't I have a chocolate Santa?   Mom says it's the best thing ever.  That's just mean!

Love,

A very confused and annoyed Carly