Stealing the spot I was waiting for in the back of the parking lot nearly caused me to use some colorful sign language. Then that awesome spot at the front door opened just as you were walking all the way from the back. The look on your face as I grabbed it and still beat you in the building was priceless.
Thanks for turning my frown upside down!
Dear Bible Study Homework,
You and I both know there isn't even a remote chance you'll be finished before class tonight.
Can we just keep this between us?
Dear Wednesday,
We had such a great time together yesterday. We accomplished great things and had fun doing it!
I can't wait to see you again next week.
Dear Thursday,
You already suck!
Dear Motorcycle,
That "bike" lane is for bicycles! Motorcycles are supposed to sit in the same pull-your-hair-out-and-make-you-want-to-cuss traffic as the rest of us. I am not awake in the morning, so you are really lucky that you were able to safely speed by me.
Tomorrow, get in line!
Dear Shortcut Driver,
I realize those new turn around lanes are confusing and you are probably not very bright, so read this slowly. They are only for turning around. You do not get to run through them and skip 10 cars in front of you like the Rainbow Slide in Candy Land.
I hope you enjoy sitting there, because I will not let you back in!
Dear Carly,
The fort you built in the back yard is really cool. I know how you love that spot in the cool dirt under the bushes where you can watch everything. I really don't mind that. What does bother me is waking up to find a stick and several leaves in my bed.
Shake it all off before you come back inside!
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That made me laugh about how the nature found itself into your bed! I do not like those cars that try to beat the system!
Bless your heart. You and Thursdays truly don't get along huh? Love the candy land comparison though.
Uh oh! Better get your homework done for this next week!
Bad CARLY! Wow. twigs in bed? That's new!
Rainbow slide on Candyland? I love it!!
I love the parking spot one! That is totally awesome! So glad you saw his face! hahahaha.
I circled with the same cars for 20 minutes today waiting for a spot at a very busy mall. I think I was the last one in the group to finally get a spot, lol
Sadie's fur drags in all sorts of outside crap too. I vacuum and then five minutes later find 3 leaves that magically appear.
These are awesome. I am sorry that you had stress for the bad ones, but thanks for turning them into a postive.
And I think you should let the colorful sign language fly!!
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